Let's all laugh at Tottenham!!!

I can't help feeling Spurs have overpaid for this man (shown above being beaten in teh air by the footballing bohemoth Christian Dailly). Lets look at the facts...

1. He only scored 10 goals in open play last season! Fair enough it was for a team that went down but I can remember Fabrizio Ravanelli hitting more than 30 when Middlesbrough went down one year and Spurs didn't pay £16.5m for him.

2. Fair enough he'sd got youth on his side, but so did Michael Ricketts when he looked like becomming England's next best thing.

3. They beat West Ham to his signature, another team that's got more money than morals.

Tottenham seem to think that if a player's under 23 then he's an attractive proposition, but where has it got them so far? 5th! But that's football at the moment isn't it? 5th might as well be winning the league because you can guarantee every year that Chelsea, Manure, Quiverpool and the Arse will occupy the top 4 spots (in fact they would consider a major crisis to finish 5th, signing Bent or otherwise.

To highlight the fact, Bent went for more money than Thierry Henry! Football's finally lost touch with reality.

"Life on Mars" DCI Gene Hunt quote of the day...

"It doesn't take a degree in applied bollocks to know what's going on."